syshe 

Syshe is loving and caring,but a crazy ass bitch💕💕she'll get you back if you've done anything to her. She is fierce and brave.🔥

P1:Omg that girl is such a Syshe

P2:I know right?!?

syshe by Goodlifeb😛 March 23, 2017

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.

I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.

system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

Syskey

The SAM Lock Tool on a Windows computer. Used to lock your Master Boot Record, thus preventing you from logging in to the computer without the password. Used mainly by tech support scammers when they get mad at you.

Scammer: "So you will not pay me? I will syskey your dextop!"

Syskey by Scam Buster November 11, 2016

lmfaotic system 

when your lymphatic system is lmfao

Eddy: I just got a 26/40 on the physics test
Joe: Lmfaotic system

lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018

Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

Buzz Numbering System by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

sasheka 

Sasheka is the name of the realist girl she tells you how shxt is, she don't play no games always on her game, always there to listen and a shoulder to cry on, a multitalented and a great friend and a ride and a die.

A freak in the sheet and defiantly a lady in the streets very ambitious and there always successful , there always beautiful girls and see the beauty in others believes everyone is a king and a queen but most of all she is gods special cloth.

aye you see that chicka
who sasheka
she's a real golden trophy

sasheka by badpeopleonly September 5, 2016

cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023