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When a drunk guy is trying to make a move but u dont want to have sex so u come up with a disease so he goes away. a mix between syphilis and bronchitis

drunk guy at bar "want to come home with me?"

Me "i have syphilitous sorry dude."
Drunk guy "fuckin slut"

Walks away

syphilitous by lolathesg April 9, 2015

Words you can keep

Syphilicious

A term to describe a very beautiful temptress with a sexually transmitted disease.

"I wouldn't do that dude, she looks tasty but she is syphilicious."

Syphilicious by Drifter December 2, 2003

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis

An extremely deadly airborne disease that causes instant death to anyone whose IQ is less than 211.

It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.

Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!

HAHAHA, you have read this entry, thus you have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis by G-@non November 10, 2009

Syphilicious

Because Syphilis should have an adjective hybrid word describng taste.

Wiley: Yo, man. That hoe was TIGHT!

Bobby: Yeah, but her vag was syphilicious.

Syphilicious by KeriFTW December 12, 2006

herpaghonal syphilitis

The absolute WORST STD you can get. This is shit you get from a NASTY hoe!

"Dude, stay away from her, she's got the herpaghonal syphilitis!"

herpaghonal syphilitis by JeffJeffJeff March 17, 2006

gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus

a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.

Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.

gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009

Syphilicious

A style that would usually be ugly, bar the fact it looks good on someone.

Someone who sleeps around a lot, Is probably disease ridden, but still known as a great fuck.

"Eewww.. That leopard print leotard is syphilicious"

" I cant believe she tapped that... Everyone knows hes syphilicious"

Syphilicious by Adele S February 10, 2007

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026