syphilitous

When a drunk guy is trying to make a move but u dont want to have sex so u come up with a disease so he goes away. a mix between syphilis and bronchitis

drunk guy at bar "want to come home with me?"

Me "i have syphilitous sorry dude."
Drunk guy "fuckin slut"

Walks away

by lolathesg April 9, 2015

Syphilicious

A term to describe a very beautiful temptress with a sexually transmitted disease.

"I wouldn't do that dude, she looks tasty but she is syphilicious."

by Drifter December 2, 2003

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis

An extremely deadly airborne disease that causes instant death to anyone whose IQ is less than 211.

It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.

Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!

HAHAHA, you have read this entry, thus you have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

by G-@non November 10, 2009

Syphilicious

Because Syphilis should have an adjective hybrid word describng taste.

Wiley: Yo, man. That hoe was TIGHT!

Bobby: Yeah, but her vag was syphilicious.

by KeriFTW December 12, 2006

herpaghonal syphilitis

The absolute WORST STD you can get. This is shit you get from a NASTY hoe!

"Dude, stay away from her, she's got the herpaghonal syphilitis!"

by JeffJeffJeff March 17, 2006

gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus

a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.

Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.

by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009

Syphilicious

A style that would usually be ugly, bar the fact it looks good on someone.

Someone who sleeps around a lot, Is probably disease ridden, but still known as a great fuck.

"Eewww.. That leopard print leotard is syphilicious"

" I cant believe she tapped that... Everyone knows hes syphilicious"

by Adele S February 10, 2007