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Sylvana
Sylvana is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. She is very independent and is great at solving problems. She is incredibly athletic and tries her best at everything she does. She has the most beautiful eyes and smile and although small, is extremely beautiful. She has a beautiful voice and a great attitude for everything she does. What a great gal.
“Wow that girl is really fast”
“Yeah her name is Sylvana”
“Banana?”
“No. Do not call her banana or she will get mad”
“Yeah her name is Sylvana”
“Banana?”
“No. Do not call her banana or she will get mad”
Sylvana by Apple&Bananas November 14, 2018
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Sue Sylvester
1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.
2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.
Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009
Sylvana
Sylvana by Mrstinkles December 21, 2016
Sylvester Equation
An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.
10 - X = # of beers
where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.
*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
10 - X = # of beers
where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.
*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)
GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?
GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10
GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?
GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10
GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
Sylvester Equation by buffalo ny March 6, 2010