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Sylvette by Iwanttoeatyou November 7, 2012
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She is a very beautiful women,Strong,Caring,Intelligent,Fun,Determined,and best friend to ever have.she stand her ground when needing to and makes sure only good vibes are near.If you ever get a chance to meet a Sylvette and be friends with them then you better cherish that because she will only give you most likely one chance to straighten out but if you are lucky she will give you two.
Sylvette is a very amazing girl
Sue Sylvester
1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.
2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.
Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009
Sylvester Stallowned
Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005
Sylvester Equation
An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.
10 - X = # of beers
where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.
*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
10 - X = # of beers
where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.
*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)
GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?
GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10
GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?
GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10
GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
Sylvester Equation by buffalo ny March 6, 2010
Sylvester
Gentle Giant with a hear of gold. If he’s into you then you better be fit fun this Man only requires 4-5 hours of sleep and the sex drive of a Gorilla! He will take you to the jungle girl. Whisper his name very sexy to get him to stop! We all need a fast track to get out from under him, because he’s a workout. Sly, to his friends and once he’s vested into your friendship he will be your rider or die friend. A solitary Man mostly, but rich in friends. Work aholic with money in his smart phone, very techy and can troubleshoot anything. Always willing to lend a hand.
If you capture this Mans Heart don’t let go...
If you capture this Mans Heart don’t let go...
Sue Sylvester
Sue Sylvester is the coach of the cheerleading team at Mckinley High School and hates the Glee club because she thinks they are taking the funding away from her Cheerios. She especially does not like one Mr. Will Scuester, the Glee teacher and is always making fun of his hair, claiming whoever does his hair at whatever salon he spends all day at must hate him.
When considering what to get Sue for Christmas since he had drawn her name for Secret Santa, Will listed:
1.A Dog Robot
2.A Soul
By the way, EVERYONE got Sue Sylvester as their person for Secret Santa that year. She rigged it that way.
1.A Dog Robot
2.A Soul
By the way, EVERYONE got Sue Sylvester as their person for Secret Santa that year. She rigged it that way.
Sue Sylvester by MVgreen December 28, 2010