syaitan

a word in malay that means “satan”. for religious use or simply to insult someone.

mom: “pray before you eat, or else syaitan will eat with you”
me: “eee”

friend:”sila meninggal” (please die)
me:”diam la syaitan”(stfu satan)

by isuklaus October 15, 2019

Shaitan

Satan, Devil, Eblis, Mephistohpeles, Lucifer, Belial
Viewed as arch enemy to humanity.
or by satanics as oneself as a true god to follow.
in "Satanism" Satan is myself to praising him is praising oneself.
in "Judaism" there's no devil or being that tempts to evil, it is the bad tempt in all humans without embodiment.
in "Christianity" Satan-Devil is the fallen angel from heavens who wanted to be like God and who is the source of all evil and mischief in the world.
in "Isalm" Shaitan-Eblees is a djinni made of smokless flame unlike angels made of light, he tempts humans but humans are a source of evil as well.

-"Is shaitan immortal?"
-"as long as you live."

by mansatan July 8, 2006

syaianne

syaianne is a girl who wants to succeed in life and tries her best to keep everyone happy before herself.she doesn't want anyone to worry about her pain or how she feels because she doesn't want them to be worried about her actions.she wants people to be comfortable as them while she is here feeling worthless and overthinking about how bad she is to people and if she is good enough.She will always say she is okay or act happy but at night her happiness just disappears and she stresses to help people and she always says to herself ¨its hard to help if you cannot help yourself¨but she doesn't care about anything but people being happy except for herself. She loves to sleep alot,she also doesn´t care what people gotta say about her but if it goes to far then she will get aggresive,and she might just break your nose.she wants a person who loves her for who she is and if he is funny or caring.she even loves to talk stories

¨syaianne you need to help yourself before you help us¨

by imthemainbitch October 11, 2020

saitan

Saitan is the child that,according to the Naitan Prophecies, will be born to Naitan and Mama forman. Saitan is in an embryo like state in a giant single sperm cell. The Naitan Prophecies also claim that saitan will be born a full grown adult, and will aid Naaitan in the battle against Thorntan and Mcmilltan. Currently, Saitan controls Naitan in his sleep, which lead to the whole Thorntan-Naitan feud in the first place, and resulted in many rapes during the night in a 20,000 mile radius.

Naitan: stupid saitan,stupid saitan.
Me: whats the matter?
Naitan: Look at this newspaper!! 100 raped in one night in China!!
Me: Damn!!

by gidetan January 6, 2008

dis eh no naitan! dis eh saitan!

If some one shows you something that they are saying is great, but you think is evil/could be used for evil you say dis eh no naitan(good)! dis eh....dis eh SAITAN!!!(bad. and yes i no its spelled rong mr.tahn)

guy: dude check out this hermaphrodite porn it rox
Me: dis eh no naitan! dis eh SAITAN!!! TANTANTAN!!!

by gidetan November 6, 2007

shaïtantologists

A sect of evildoers who advertise worldwide on the web...

1. Abwoat:
"Wha' look that avertisement on my page on U-Dick.com! Coasty, they owned us right at U.D, last post I ever do on that shit.com! Devil's fuckers, all you bloody shaïtantologists!"
Coastello:
"Right in the fuck!Bye bye dickies! Hey dude let's call Chelsee, see what she's got for us tonight?"

by Slangherinthenight May 16, 2008

saitan thrust

when a guy works out for 11 teen years striaght then gets rele worked up about fucking a girl and is so excited and full of energy that he thrusts her so hard her pelvis breaks (the thrust is so powerful thats it seems like the person called apon saitanic powers)

oh man i gave ur mom a saitan thrust last night and now shes in the hospital

by jables1525 January 20, 2009