saitan 

Saitan is the child that,according to the Naitan Prophecies, will be born to Naitan and Mama forman. Saitan is in an embryo like state in a giant single sperm cell. The Naitan Prophecies also claim that saitan will be born a full grown adult, and will aid Naaitan in the battle against Thorntan and Mcmilltan. Currently, Saitan controls Naitan in his sleep, which lead to the whole Thorntan-Naitan feud in the first place, and resulted in many rapes during the night in a 20,000 mile radius.

Naitan: stupid saitan,stupid saitan.
Me: whats the matter?
Naitan: Look at this newspaper!! 100 raped in one night in China!!
Me: Damn!!

saitan by gidetan January 6, 2008

saitan thrust

when a guy works out for 11 teen years striaght then gets rele worked up about fucking a girl and is so excited and full of energy that he thrusts her so hard her pelvis breaks (the thrust is so powerful thats it seems like the person called apon saitanic powers)

oh man i gave ur mom a saitan thrust last night and now shes in the hospital

saitan thrust by jables1525 January 20, 2009

dis eh no naitan! dis eh saitan! 

If some one shows you something that they are saying is great, but you think is evil/could be used for evil you say dis eh no naitan(good)! dis eh....dis eh SAITAN!!!(bad. and yes i no its spelled rong mr.tahn)

guy: dude check out this hermaphrodite porn it rox
Me: dis eh no naitan! dis eh SAITAN!!! TANTANTAN!!!

dis eh no naitan! dis eh saitan! by gidetan November 6, 2007

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Santan Dave 

One of the best upcoming rappers in the U.K right now. Loads of potential to become the best, body of a 19 year old but brain of a 35 year old.

Santan Dave is one wise fella

Santan Dave by ManLike10 November 20, 2017

Church of Satan 

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

Church of Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016