by MrUnleaded November 17, 2007
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okay, so you're at a wedding that you didn't want to go to with a date you didn't want to take. you're wearing a horrendous tuxedo or an unfortunate ballgown, depending on your clothing persuasion. you are at the pinnacle of discomfort and all you can think about is getting home, putting on your sweatpants, and dropping onto your couch and falling asleep.
what you're having is a sweatpant urge. you are swurging.
or maybe you're in the parking lot with your grandmother and her old, old dog. it's cold: you're looking for Mee-Maw's Buick and she's moving unbelievably slow. your shirt is a little too short and you can feel the wind blowing on your lower back. all you want at this moment is to go home, pull on your nasty basketball sweatshirt and some flannel pajama pants, and probably watch Glee, or maybe Arrested Development, or maybe even Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
what you're having is a sweatpant urge. you are swurging.
or maybe you're in the parking lot with your grandmother and her old, old dog. it's cold: you're looking for Mee-Maw's Buick and she's moving unbelievably slow. your shirt is a little too short and you can feel the wind blowing on your lower back. all you want at this moment is to go home, pull on your nasty basketball sweatshirt and some flannel pajama pants, and probably watch Glee, or maybe Arrested Development, or maybe even Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
by times_twelve May 18, 2010
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Alex: hey Harvey what you saying?
Harvey: hey Alex I’m just swarving
Alex: no way bloody bastard I’m swarving too!
Harvey: we must be swarve masters then!
(Henry walks in)
Henry: hey harvey and Alex what are you swarving swarve masters?
Swarve masters: we’re just swarving.
Henry: no way we’ll I’ll be dammed I’m swarving too!
Harvey: hey Alex I’m just swarving
Alex: no way bloody bastard I’m swarving too!
Harvey: we must be swarve masters then!
(Henry walks in)
Henry: hey harvey and Alex what are you swarving swarve masters?
Swarve masters: we’re just swarving.
Henry: no way we’ll I’ll be dammed I’m swarving too!
by Swarve master April 28, 2020
Get the Swarving mug.Swerving and weaving down the road to get through traffic. Also known as driving like a jack ass because where u need to go is obviously more important than where anyone else needs to get to.
by Momma VRose March 26, 2013
Get the Swerving mug.A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.
Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.
by Arial3535 August 26, 2020
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