Swump

Having to poop with a sweaty ass.

man i was in the middle of my workout when I had a major swump coming on

by fripple delight September 8, 2016

Swump

A word used describe the most vile things one could do.

Bro1: Bro what'd you do last night?

Bro2: I Swumped a hoe, then got some food.

Bro1: Nice, i swumped ur mom! Lol

by Rick Monstrosity November 4, 2013

swump

A word ghetto people use to descibe the way of fighting in the hood.

Wanna swump em Goza!

by Justin M August 24, 2004

Swump

A combination of "wimp" "wuss".

"Mind yo' beezwax, swump."

by trivonol June 3, 2023

skumpy

When you are hungry but your stomach hurts

“Want to get pizza?”

“Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”

by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

Trump Slump

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

by Runner707 December 14, 2016

reading slump

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

by multifandom trash April 28, 2015