Man, Iv'e been Swoopanopalized! That guy swooped my wallet out of my pocket without me knowing, and that other guy swooped my parking spot earlier today, and my girlfriend swooped right on top of my lap when I was trying to watch T.V. At least I can't complain about that latter to much.

Swoopanopalized by Camonick April 13, 2009

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Swooping

The sexual act for paraplegics using a sex hammock to swing into a receiving hole.

I am swooping in between my girlfriend's nubs.

Swooping by Juciy jamba July 5, 2018

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hawk-swooping

when you had a dream about something but you tell the story as if it happened in real life

A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping

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Swooping

1. Descending rapidly
2. Carrying out a sudden attack

"You fear barbarians will swoop down upon you?"
"Yes... Swooping is bad..."

Swooping by Scherrlock February 19, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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