Swooned

To get hit so hard that you lose all virginity.

Snyder absolutely got Swooned by Dan.

by ElijA June 11, 2006

Swooned

What a vagina does when it can't hold in the moisture anymore. The lips spread open and gush out an abundance creamy goodness.

So Jake sent me a pic of his abs today. I swooned all over myself!

by Negative55 January 3, 2016

Got Swooped

When you fucked up so bad that YouTuber Swoop would make a multi hour long expose video dedicated to detailing your demise.

When the man made false accusations, doctored evidence, cosplayed a victim, victim blamed real victims, and then admitted he was inappropriately in group chats with minors was the moment he got Swooped.

by Dirty Hollywood August 18, 2023

Swooped

When a guy is at a party and is trying to get with a girl and another guy comes to the party and takes her

Charles: go get with Zarah!!
Jackson: No Bro arran already Swooped her

by Half Ounce Jack July 30, 2010

Shooned

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

Swooner

A person who swoons, a term of affection

A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.

by all things in time October 10, 2010

Spooned my own tits

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018