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swiss cake roll 

pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends tits, titty fuck her. Before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your dick and cum in her mouth, aka the cream filling.
You've never had a swiss cake roll until your bf turns into the hostess factory!
swiss cake roll by AL93 November 4, 2007
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swiss cake roll 

a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
swiss cake roll by dark korner October 3, 2016

Swiss Cake Roll 

Covering of your penis in fecal matter and having same or opposite sex suck you off.
James asked jenny to try his swiss cake roll.
Swiss Cake Roll by Dan Lisk January 3, 2006

Swiss Cake Roll 

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.
Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?

Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.
Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.

SWISS CAKE ROLLS 

some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good
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