Definitions by RealUrethraFranklin

Russian Roulette 

When a women takes 6 guys, 5 with a vasectomy and only one that is fertile. She chooses one to fuck and let finish inside of her.

Person 1: Have you ever played Russian roulette?
Person 2: Woth a gun?
Person 1: No, the one with guys!

Russian Roulette by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Swedish Noodling 

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue

Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.

Swedish Noodling by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Polish Fishing 

When a man puts a sour gummy worm into his urethra then proceeds to masterbate. When he enaculates, he shoots the gummy worm into his partners mouth

Person 1: Ever since I went Polish Fishing, I've never been able to eat sour gummy worms the same!

Polish Fishing by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Russian Frat

When you buttchug an entire bottle of Grey Goose then stick a potato up your ass
*DISCLAIMER*
DO NOT USE ANY OTHER BRANDS OF VODKA AS THIS MAY RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY OR EVEN DEATH

Person 1: I think Jeremiah did the Russian Frat last night
Person 2: Really, is he ok?
Person 1: No, he died. He used Titos instead of Grey Goose

Russian Frat by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Mongolian Spider 

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

Mongolian Spider by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Swiss Cake Roll 

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.

Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?

Swiss Cake Roll by RealUrethraFranklin February 3, 2025