Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.

Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 01, 2025

Polish Fishing

When a man puts a sour gummy worm into his urethra then proceeds to masterbate. When he enaculates, he shoots the gummy worm into his partners mouth

Person 1: Ever since I went Polish Fishing, I've never been able to eat sour gummy worms the same!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 02, 2025

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 01, 2025

Russian Frat

When you buttchug an entire bottle of Grey Goose then stick a potato up your ass
*DISCLAIMER*
DO NOT USE ANY OTHER BRANDS OF VODKA AS THIS MAY RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY OR EVEN DEATH

Person 1: I think Jeremiah did the Russian Frat last night
Person 2: Really, is he ok?
Person 1: No, he died. He used Titos instead of Grey Goose

by RealUrethraFranklin May 02, 2025

Russian Roulette

When a women takes 6 guys, 5 with a vasectomy and only one that is fertile. She chooses one to fuck and let finish inside of her.

Person 1: Have you ever played Russian roulette?
Person 2: Woth a gun?
Person 1: No, the one with guys!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 02, 2025

Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue

Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.

by RealUrethraFranklin May 02, 2025

Swiss Cake Roll

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.

Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?

by RealUrethraFranklin February 04, 2025