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swimming in the kiddie pool

When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you
Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"

Swimming with the kids 

When you cum in the bath you are taking.
I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.

drop the kids off to go swimming 

code term for "to go take a shit"
"i have to go drop the kids off to go swimming"

swimmin like a rich kid 

To drink a liquid extremely fast.
You downed that whole slushi in less than a min. You must be swimmin like a rich kid Silence.

take the kids swimming 

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth
That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026