8 definitions by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

Often used to describe a person, object or action which would otherwise be considered "cool" "rad" or "jammin'"

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.

Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.

What happens when two people are walking towards each other on a pavement, but both try to go the same way to dodge each other. That is, one sidesteps to their own right and one sidesteps to their own left. Sometimes the move is repeated immediately after, with the dancers sidestepping in the opposite direction.

Basicly, "going postal" is pulling a uzi, assault rifle or most any other firearm out from under your jacket and going nuts. That is, wasting anyone and anything you see, and then probably yourself. A bit like going apeshit.

When you get hit really hard at the base of your arm and the whole thing goes numb.
Also an amusing game which basically involves a sucker punch in an attempt to kill the other person's arm. Success is met with much hilarity among tards, and wild exclamations of "dead arm".

Just kidding. Used at the end of a sentence to make it completely void, therefore contributing nothing to the conversation and wasting everyone's time.
Therefore used mainly by n00bs and tards.