SWIM

someone
who
isn't
me

commonly used to avoid self incrimination in contexts such as boards discussing drug use. also used in places where generally criminal acts are taking place. (not dissimilar to use of illicit drugs)

m is sometimes replaced with y (for you) wherein someone would be questioning another.
swim generally prefers mainlining to fix himself. also, how much does swiy pay a day to support his habit?
by Hawaiian Dicking May 09, 2009
Get the SWIM mug.

SWIM

Someone Who Isn't Me
by kakolookyam March 29, 2013
Get the SWIM mug.

SWIM

(noun) Acronym used by various types of characters when acquiring or sharing sensitive information without implicating themselves in whatever actual deed, act, event, or situation is being described or discussed. A troublemaker from day one who enjoys doing whatever it is that they do and more oftentimes than not SWIM is always involved in some kind of unsavory, dangerous or unlawful misdeed.
Beginning to look annoyed Nikki gazed at Jody who never seemed to shut up about how they knew Nikki had ripped off Gay Jesse in an alleged drug buy. Seeing his last bit of patience fall from him like a droplet of sweat Nikki shot back countering Jody’s claims and coming about as close as he was going to get as far as admitting such actions saying, “You need to mind your own business and go suck a dick or something….what you’re talking about…wasn’t me…I was with SWIM that night and Gay Jesse wouldn’t quit calling him, rushing the Fuck out of both of us…..SWIM got tired of the aggravation, turned his phone on silent and never looked back. SWIM started out with friendly intentions, but there’s only some much badgering a regular guy can take from an impatient sissy before he is forced to take action”. Nikki paused there, squinting at his accuser and ending with a hint of sorts, “Y’know what I mean”? Of course he didn’t cause the sissy was in deep thought about wanting to suck Nikki’s dick.
by Nikki Stixx September 27, 2022
Get the SWIM mug.

SWIM

an acronym for Someone Who Isn't Me, Someone Who I Met, Some Wasteoid I Met, Some White Ignorant Male, and/or Some Wildly Intensive Masturbator. Often used in chatrooms or blog posts to disassociate one's self from criminal or morally suspect behavior.
SWIM smokes at least a 1/4 ounce of chronic every 3 days or so and is worried it is making him sterile.
by bubbadalubba January 31, 2011
Get the SWIM mug.

SWIM

James and Bondy went to the Bull on Friday night where they could have picked up several hot chicks. They didn't take them any home so in the morning they had a SWIM
by Armidale April 30, 2008
Get the SWIM mug.

SWIM

SWIM loves to cut and paste from Google...
by dotts April 27, 2022
Get the SWIM mug.

SWIM

Sorry
Wrong
I (instant)
M (message)

Often used after saying something stupid over the internet. Often not actually sent to the wrong person.
Guy (to ex-girlfriend): I still love you.

Ex-Girlfriend: I hate you.

Guy: SWIM
by Keepdatbeat August 12, 2010
Get the SWIM mug.