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The art of constructing random sounds and actions so unpredictable and uninterpretable which make zero sense to the point where you are insane.
That cunt is swezzing, he's off it.

Mate you're fucken swezzing. What the fuck are you saying?
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noun. pronounced (swee-z)

The combination of the words steez (slang for style) and swagger. Sweez is more than just the clothes you wear and how you carry yourself. Your steez should identify not only your taste in music and fashion, but how see the world around you. Proper gentleman always convey a refined, confident "sweez" when seen in public or when courting a fine honey dip.
"How the heck did Britt pull that Filipino queen with the English accent and green eyes?"

"His sweez was on point last night son; how could he not?"

or

Damon walks into the party with a brand new pair of LaCoste shoes on his feet and a perfectly tailored cardigan to match his hat. Brandon tips his cup towards him and says, "I see that sweez son" in approval.

see also "I see that"
Sweez by Prezident Elekt October 21, 2009
To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

parallel swizzle 

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.
Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.
When something exciting / amazing happens.
Oh damn! That’s really swez!” John exclaimed after discovering the cure for cancer.
Swez by Saphhyrus September 10, 2020
A word that means swaggy, jazzy, snazzy, and slightly saggy.
"Did you see that girl's new jacket?"
"Yeah, it's super swazzy!"
Swazzy by SwazzMasterSwazz June 2, 2014