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awesome, cool, great, amazing, insane, good
Dude that's so swezz!

I saw a swezz pair of shoes the other day, they were awesome!
swezz by alisony March 16, 2013
Words you can keep
The art of constructing random sounds and actions so unpredictable and uninterpretable which make zero sense to the point where you are insane.
That cunt is swezzing, he's off it.

Mate you're fucken swezzing. What the fuck are you saying?
Swezzing by crazy craig the pitbull October 18, 2022
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swezz Swezzin Swezzing swizzle sweezy Swizz Swazzy sezzy Swazzle sweeze
noun. pronounced (swee-z)

The combination of the words steez (slang for style) and swagger. Sweez is more than just the clothes you wear and how you carry yourself. Your steez should identify not only your taste in music and fashion, but how see the world around you. Proper gentleman always convey a refined, confident "sweez" when seen in public or when courting a fine honey dip.
"How the heck did Britt pull that Filipino queen with the English accent and green eyes?"

"His sweez was on point last night son; how could he not?"

or

Damon walks into the party with a brand new pair of LaCoste shoes on his feet and a perfectly tailored cardigan to match his hat. Brandon tips his cup towards him and says, "I see that sweez son" in approval.

see also "I see that"
Sweez by Prezident Elekt October 21, 2009
To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

parallel swizzle 

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.
Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.
When something exciting / amazing happens.
“Oh damn! That’s really swez!” John exclaimed after discovering the cure for cancer.
Swez by Saphhyrus September 10, 2020
A word that means swaggy, jazzy, snazzy, and slightly saggy.
"Did you see that girl's new jacket?"
"Yeah, it's super swazzy!"
Swazzy by SwazzMasterSwazz June 2, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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