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Swedishly raped

Consensual sex that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the sex was not consensual. (Apparently having consensual sex in Sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)
unicorn: "um, you're so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we're sexing each other."
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"
Swedishly raped by MurpBawker December 8, 2010
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slightly swell. Not absolutely swell, but only a little bit
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Well, The Jonas Brothers have a few songs that I like, so it was swellish enough for me.
swellish by Nonyo Binness February 29, 2008
adjective: having the qualities of being good or swell; a compliment
That shirt is so swellish! Where did you acquire it?