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A full blown madcunt. One of the biggest orse’s you’ll ever meet in your life
Have you met sweetsy ? Fuck he’s suck a sick cunt.
sweetsy by ——____…. November 22, 2021
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ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
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Sweety is a very smart and caring person. She cares about her family and her friends and is a person who is trustworthy. Sweety is funny and she will make you laugh in the hardest times because she loves to see people smile. She is a very good listener and will give the best advices. Sometimes you need to have patience with her because she has anger issues but she’ll get over it very fast.
Having a friend like Sweety is the best thing that can happen to you in the world.
Sweety by Mirna Sofisburg June 27, 2018
adj.: being both sweaty and sexy.
Damn, that girl is sweatsy.
sweatsy by BigMikeB July 31, 2006

Nonce Sweets 

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.
Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?
Nonce Sweets by Mr.GS March 27, 2019

Make-a that sweets 

Having sex like your old Italian-American grandparents taught you.
"Nonno, how-a do I make-a that sweets?"
"Like-a me and-a Nonna taught-a you."
"Grazie."
Make-a that sweets by Fandank January 5, 2020

SWEETS GOON 

A sweets goon is generally anorexic due to the high intake of budget cola and low grade confectionary. A sweets goon generally appears much older than in reality due to stress of wanting sweets 24/7. Sweets goons generally avoid schools because hanging around offering crap bon-bons or mishaped chocolate bars is a bad look. It is not uncommon to see a sweets goon being ejected from premises for apparent drug abuse whilst screaming "its only a sherbet dib dab!!" . Sweets goons generally have terrible fashion sense and dress like bertie bassett on heroin. Sweets goons often resort to petty squabbling over the last werthers original or begging for a pound coin to get 3 packets of buzz.
Oh man..Look at that sweets goon chasing the ice cream van
SWEETS GOON by IVOR BIGCOCK December 14, 2014
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