Swedo 

A stereotypical Guido (chains, t-shirt, collar up on a pink polo shirt, spiked hair, flexing muscles) who has bleached blonde hair instead of dark hair. Portmanteau of Swedish Guido.

You: I've never seen a Guido with pale blonde hair!!!

Me: Yeah, that's a Swedo.

Swedo by Joey Paisan December 3, 2010

swedo 

a guy with a polish "sausage"
also does the "Pimp Walk"

look at that swedo go

swedo by the gringos April 17, 2003

hailey swedo 

A beautiful girl with a big ass and loves to suck dick. She loves camping and that always where she sucks dicks.
No,this is not a whore she is a loyal lover of dicks
She has 3 boyfriends a week
Shes great at math and has a great personality

Hailey swedo sucks dicks

hailey swedo by Baes_r_baes February 4, 2016

Swedophile 

Incorrect term for a lover of what's Swedish. The correct term is suecophile.

- What's a lover of Swedish stuff called? A swedophile?
- No, a suecophile.

Swedophile by EliasG March 3, 2016

swedish boy knee attack

A fearsome attack done on an opponent's knees by stabbing them. Used by well known swedish boy PewDiePie.

Chad: Ha! Got your nose!
Brad: Give it back or else!
Chad: Bet.
Brad: SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK AAAAHHH *stab

swedish boy knee attack by PHINEASJWHOOPY December 19, 2018

Sweded 

The summarized recreation of popular pop-culture films using limited budgets and a camcorder. The process is called sweding. Upon completion the film has been Sweded.

Origins: In the Michel Gondry film BE KIND REWIND, the character Jerry accidentally erases the videotapes at Mos Def's rental store, and the pair remake all the movies themselves. These versions become popular with customers, who are told they take longer to arrive and cost more because they come from Sweden. Hence, the films are referred to as 'Sweded'.

Many versions of Star Wars Sweded can be found on the internet.

Sweded by Annastacia March 16, 2008

Swedish Smugness 

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

Swedish Smugness by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014