My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!

Speedophiliac by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009

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Swedophobia

The irrational fear of Sweden and the Swedish People

"Do you like Sweden" No i got Swedophobia

Swedophobia by Tommy End September 10, 2022

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Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

Smeedophilia by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Swedophile

A condition where you being excited upon the mention of Sweden or Sverige as you may prefer to call it.

Althought you may still entertain a hatred of IKEA, what with it being shit. Sufferers find the clothes, culture, language, music and food sexually attractive.

Most notably are joint yearnings for both ABBA and Swedish girls in general as they are known to be both hot and easy.

Clive: Did you hear Filby's going back to Sweden again?

Derek: All that way for a handy J?
Clive: Yup
Derek: Man that guy is such a Swedophile!

Swedophile by TheDominatingMC November 30, 2010

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Swedophile

1) A person who loves Sweden.

2) A Swede who loves underage children.

He was such a Swedophile I had to keep him away from both my Volvo and my children.

Swedophile by mark_california December 11, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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