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Stands for Severe Weather & EAS Enthusiasts, is a Facebook group run by a Jersey boy and his seven jewish minions, where people trash post because they're depressed and have no life. They also worship the group's "founder/administrative supervisor" like he's some sort of fucking god.
Person: Would you like to join SWEASE?
Person 2: That jewish group? Fuck no.
Person 3: Wait, isn't that the group where everyone sucks their own dicks because the admins said so?
Person 2: From what I've heard, they also perform bukakke with the group's admins.
Person 4: Fuck man, I would rather get STDs from a pig then join that shithole.
Person: Yup. We also suck our own dicks because the admins told us to because we're sheep.
the mixture of sweat and grease between one's breasteses
should i give her a rag to wipe that swease off?
swease by jlaur623 December 6, 2010

Sweater dumplings 

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.
She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.
Sweater dumplings by DrCPA December 26, 2019

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"
guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.
Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."
Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019

sweater bullets 

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.
It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

sweater paws 

When somebody brings the overly-long sleeves of their sweater down to cover, or partially-cover, their hands.
"Did you see that Attack on Titan pullover Dan Howell was wearing in his latest video?"
"Of course! He was rocking those sweater paws, though. It was adorable."
sweater paws by mooksie01 October 25, 2015