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Stands for Severe Weather & EAS Enthusiasts, is a Facebook group run by a Jersey boy and his seven jewish minions, where people trash post because they're depressed and have no life. They also worship the group's "founder/administrative supervisor" like he's some sort of fucking god.
Person: Would you like to join SWEASE?
Person 2: That jewish group? Fuck no.
Person 3: Wait, isn't that the group where everyone sucks their own dicks because the admins said so?
Person 2: From what I've heard, they also perform bukakke with the group's admins.
Person 4: Fuck man, I would rather get STDs from a pig then join that shithole.
Person: Yup. We also suck our own dicks because the admins told us to because we're sheep.
the mixture of sweat and grease between one's breasteses
should i give her a rag to wipe that swease off?
swease by jlaur623 December 6, 2010

Sweater dumplings 

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.
She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.
Sweater dumplings by DrCPA December 26, 2019

do you listen to sweater weather?

"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"
guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.
Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."
Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019

sweater bullets 

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.
It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

sweater paws 

When somebody brings the overly-long sleeves of their sweater down to cover, or partially-cover, their hands.
"Did you see that Attack on Titan pullover Dan Howell was wearing in his latest video?"
"Of course! He was rocking those sweater paws, though. It was adorable."
sweater paws by mooksie01 October 25, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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