swearbaby 

An adult behaving like a whiny kid, except by swearing.

Whenever he gets upset, it's a constant barrage of cuss words! What a swearbaby!

swearbaby by DwightPhan May 20, 2021

swearbaby 

An adult, behaving much like a crybaby by continually whining, complaining and having other ill-temper, except by swearing.

Whenever he is upset he swears. Almost all the time. What a swearbaby!

swearbaby by DwightPhan May 20, 2021

Steakbaby 

n. A baby with a steak attached to it with aims to lure a lion. (Popularized from the ESRB game description for the DS game, Scribblenauts)

What? That lion won't come? Use a steakbaby.

Steakbaby by iamasteakbabyforlife July 11, 2009

seanbaby 

Comedic writer, video game reviewer, columnist for Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine, Super Friends enthusiast. Robotic killing machine (unconfirmed)

Known for his open nerdiness and pop culture appreciation but even more for his hilarious mastery of descriptive, analogy-driven comedy.

Seanbaby is the closest thing to an Internet Comedic Writer God.

Seanbaby recounting his ex-girlfriend's reaction to playing Aquaman:

"She played it for a few minutes, I assume to help understand why I hate my life, and ended up saving an Atlantean prisoner. With a flourish, he said "Thank you, Aquaman!" and swam off. She replied, "You're welcome, fellow underwater fag!" Then a beat. And then, "This sucks."

seanbaby by FlowersInMidgar September 28, 2006

Swearcabulary 

The swear words present in any given persons vocabulary.

While she was yelling at me I must have heard the word "asshole" five times- she really needs to work on improving her swearcabulary.

Swearcabulary by Timmybung December 22, 2009

Swaybaby 

The desire to anal fuck anyone in the vicinity of 10 miles. The urge is irresistible and cannot be stopped though this event occurs only on the 3rd of every month.

Run away run away he’s on swaybaby mode please run

Swaybaby by spunkking May 22, 2021

seanbaby 

Possibly the funniest and most awesomely kickass human being ever. Writes seanbaby.com, which never updates. Still, there are lots of old articles.

seanbaby rocks my face.

seanbaby by Foggy September 19, 2003