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swearbaby 

An adult behaving like a whiny kid, except by swearing.
Whenever he gets upset, it's a constant barrage of cuss words! What a swearbaby!
swearbaby by DwightPhan May 20, 2021
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swearbaby 

An adult, behaving much like a crybaby by continually whining, complaining and having other ill-temper, except by swearing.
Whenever he is upset he swears. Almost all the time. What a swearbaby!
swearbaby by DwightPhan May 20, 2021

Steakbaby 

n. A baby with a steak attached to it with aims to lure a lion. (Popularized from the ESRB game description for the DS game, Scribblenauts)
What? That lion won't come? Use a steakbaby.

seanbaby 

Comedic writer, video game reviewer, columnist for Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine, Super Friends enthusiast. Robotic killing machine (unconfirmed)

Known for his open nerdiness and pop culture appreciation but even more for his hilarious mastery of descriptive, analogy-driven comedy.

Seanbaby is the closest thing to an Internet Comedic Writer God.
Seanbaby recounting his ex-girlfriend's reaction to playing Aquaman:

"She played it for a few minutes, I assume to help understand why I hate my life, and ended up saving an Atlantean prisoner. With a flourish, he said "Thank you, Aquaman!" and swam off. She replied, "You're welcome, fellow underwater fag!" Then a beat. And then, "This sucks."
seanbaby by FlowersInMidgar September 28, 2006

Swearcabulary 

The swear words present in any given persons vocabulary.
While she was yelling at me I must have heard the word "asshole" five times- she really needs to work on improving her swearcabulary.
Swearcabulary by Timmybung December 22, 2009

Swaybaby 

The desire to anal fuck anyone in the vicinity of 10 miles. The urge is irresistible and cannot be stopped though this event occurs only on the 3rd of every month.
Run away run away he’s on swaybaby mode please run
Swaybaby by spunkking May 22, 2021

seanbaby 

Possibly the funniest and most awesomely kickass human being ever. Writes seanbaby.com, which never updates. Still, there are lots of old articles.
seanbaby rocks my face.
seanbaby by Foggy September 19, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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