AirPhan

The remaining AirPod.

On the first day, one of my AirPods leapt from my ear right into the toilet bowl. The remaining one I call an airPhan.

by DwightPhan April 29, 2021

sveltsagg

Describing a chemotherapy-damaged body after profound weight loss where the sufferer delusionally thinks the desiccated, unrecognizable carcass in the mirror looks better than when they were fat.

He's happy to wear his wedding suit again, but he's not looking all that healthy. He's experiencing sveltsagg

by DwightPhan October 15, 2021

swearbaby

An adult behaving like a whiny kid, except by swearing.

Whenever he gets upset, it's a constant barrage of cuss words! What a swearbaby!

by DwightPhan May 21, 2021

swearbaby

An adult, behaving much like a crybaby by continually whining, complaining and having other ill-temper, except by swearing.

Whenever he is upset he swears. Almost all the time. What a swearbaby!

by DwightPhan May 21, 2021