swampy ass 

A situation that develops from leftover poo from your last bowell movement and lack of proper wiping and then going into an environment where you sweat a lot and you whip up a slippery swampy mess where your butt cheeks slip and slide as you walk.

A synonym to mudbutt.

I have been working all day in the hot sun and now a I have a swampy ass condition.

swampy ass by briand_____? December 3, 2010

Swamp ass 

Swamp ass can occur during periods of intense physical activity. It is a condition where your ass becomes sweaty giving you the feeling that your ass is actually in a swamp. If not treated swamp ass can lead to a more serious condition called duck butter.

Man what a good workout, it gave me a mean case of swamp ass.

Swamp ass by HippoNipple June 13, 2008

Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide 

When you do anal after a sweaty jog.

Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.

Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide by Kreativeward May 11, 2018

Third Degree Swamp Ass

Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.

"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."

Third Degree Swamp Ass by Bass Drop Donnie June 22, 2012

swamp ass 

A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.

Example:

After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."

swamp ass by Ragdolly August 3, 2005

swamp ass 

A condition in which anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing anal flora, and sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.

"The bus rider wore unclean sweat pants and stank of swamp ass."

swamp ass by TurkeyOnRye June 13, 2016

Swamp ass 

1. The warm, moist feeling of one's ass from sitting for an extended period of time.

Swamp ass, in association with lengthy road trips, is usually accompanied by the smell of stale french fries that fell into your crotch that you failed to notice.

joe: let's go to the bar and pick up chicks

jimmy: ok, but lets take your car, mine smells like total swamp ass.

Swamp ass by G-busey September 1, 2009