swamples

a phenomenon that occurs when strenuous activity coupled with sufficient heat causes the ball sack to feel as if it has been submerged in a swamp from which there is no escape.

i sweat so much working in the yard i got a bad case of the swamples.

by Ubermob July 29, 2011

swampled

The state of an employee when the amount of work is greater than the number of hours in the day.

I'm hoping to get these budgets finished on Thursday; right now I'm just swampled and can't get to them.

by JennBenn August 15, 2006

free samples

Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.

Dude, let's get some of those free samples from over there!

by Fiona Slennz March 31, 2005

Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.

Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!

by Matt The Moocher December 28, 2005

soul samples

A song which will become a banger, favorite. It has a sample of a classic song within the rap song itself. Usually sped up or chopped. These songs are usually popular.
Such as Cam'rons-OH BOY

These following artists have samples these soul samples

PAUL WALL-GIRL- is samples from tha chi-lites OH GIRL
CAMRON-PURPLE HAZE-Dorothy Moore-Too blind to see
M.O.P.-COLD AS ICE-?
get it?

by BOSS PIMP April 26, 2006

Swampfest

For a salad to be overfilled by salad dressing or juice from the ingrediants.

Kathy was not happy today, not only was everyone calling her Janine but her salad had turned into a swampfest.

by eamo10 April 17, 2011

swampled

being swamped and trampled simultaneously

If one more person skype's me with an issue, I will be officially swampled.

by The Pragmatic Optimist September 5, 2013