Definitions by Ubermob

cratus 

the area between a mans ass hole and nut sack.
see also taint

the heat is hot, there's no heat greater. the ding dang sun is burnin my cratus.

cratus by Ubermob August 4, 2011

swamples 

a phenomenon that occurs when strenuous activity coupled with sufficient heat causes the ball sack to feel as if it has been submerged in a swamp from which there is no escape.

i sweat so much working in the yard i got a bad case of the swamples.

swamples by Ubermob July 29, 2011