Ubermob's definitions

swamples

a phenomenon that occurs when strenuous activity coupled with sufficient heat causes the ball sack to feel as if it has been submerged in a swamp from which there is no escape.

i sweat so much working in the yard i got a bad case of the swamples.

by Ubermob July 29, 2011

cratus

the area between a mans ass hole and nut sack.
see also taint

the heat is hot, there's no heat greater. the ding dang sun is burnin my cratus.

by Ubermob August 4, 2011