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swamp moose 

Any girl that lives in Dundalk, usually lacking a full set of teeth.
That chick is a crack smokin Swamp Moose

swamp moose 

noun. A large land animal found in the swamps. They are three times bigger than a regular moose and have the largest genitals of all land animals. (for you innernaut)
That guy is hung like a swamp moose!
swamp moose by Evilstraps September 20, 2006

swamp moose 

A really fat Girl
A definition used in my school
That fat chick is a swamp moose
swamp moose by Izzy March 27, 2005

Moose Stamp 

Verb: The act of slapping someone with the labia, leaving a moose-hoof shaped mark.

Noun: The mark left from being 'Moose Stamped'.

Similar to the Mushroom Stamp, but performed by a woman.
The cashier tried to give Julie change for a $10 but she moose stamped him and got change for a $20 instead.
Moose Stamp by DJ Clancy F October 15, 2010

Swampmoose 

an overweight fatass woman with no sexual appeal at all!!!
Anna Nicole was hot, now she's a swampmoose
Swampmoose by Jason Goad December 22, 2003
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026