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swamp cookie 

When a chick endures physical activity and her vagina gets all wet with sweat and taint juice.
I was helping my friend move in to her house all day. We drank some and stated to hook up. I was going to eat her out and while kissing her inner thighs I discovered that she had a swamp cookie. So, I made a quick maneuver and just slipped her the dick instead.
swamp cookie by BDBCage October 14, 2010
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Swamp Cookie 

When a Female let's her pussy get abused by many guys and doesnt clean properly.
Kayla walked by and her swamp cookie wafted up and made everyone gag.
Swamp Cookie by Ray Hesselman December 16, 2019

Latvian Cookie Stamp

The act of clapping someone's buttcheeks together as they are pooping, shaping or cutting the log.
Oh no, Brad gave me another Latvian Cookie Stamp!
Latvian Cookie Stamp by Bo_Nanuz August 17, 2018

Cookie Stamp 

When your cat or dog raises their tail to expose their butt, and sits on you.

Leaving a stinky spot on you.
Don’t leave a cookie stamp on me!
Cookie Stamp by CGuajardo May 2, 2022

cookie swap 

When two men miss eachothers friendship and gather at a local watering hole to appreciate eachothers “cookies”
“Can’t wait for our next cookie swap darling!”
cookie swap by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022

cookie swap 

When two male friends need to appreciate eachothers manliness. They also use this time to enjoy one another’s “cookies”. This typically occurs at the local pub and sometimes makes its way back to the car. There are sometimes Hershey kisses involved.
“Wow, that cookie swap last night really tired me out!”
cookie swap by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022

cootie stamp 

after ejaculating into a vagina, the woman presses her gooey snatch against a guys bare leg or wherever available, leaving a cummy wet spot.
Ben: ewww! what the fuck is that!?
Halie: (pulling away with a slosh sound) hahahaha!!!
Ben: oh my God, did you just cootie stamp me?
cootie stamp by Ben&halie November 27, 2012
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