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Swagonomics 

1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.

2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?

B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.

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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
Swagonomics by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011
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Saganomics 

(noun) A pun on Reaganomics, this term refers to any would-be economic policy of preeminent scientist-philosopher Carl Sagan. Although not a politician himself, Dr. Sagan's political leanings were informed by scientific knowledge and were extremely liberal, progressive, and compassionate.

Examples of Saganomic policies include, but are not limited to:

1) Nuclear disarmament
2) Legalization of cannabis
3) Environmental conservation
4) Understanding the cosmos
Person 1: I am baffled that we pour so much money into the machinery of war while NASA's budget is always being cut. I believe our survival as a species depends on how well we understand the cosmos.

Person 2: Stay away from me with your Saganomics!
Saganomics by Harmonica John November 3, 2010

Swaganomics

It is an exam for people with swag,swank,steez
Damn dude I like your steez, You should apply for swaganomics
Swaganomics by Zulifa February 11, 2018

swagganomics 

(noun)A highly advanced course taught by the professor of P.I.M.P University. It teaches individuals how to carry themselves with confidence in real world situations.
Jack and Jill are going to learn about class in Swagganomics 101.
swagganomics by OhOlga July 18, 2009

Swaganomics

What I'm majoring in, Bitch.
Hoe: "Like OMG what're you majoring in!?"

Me: "Swaganomics."

Hoe: "Really!? What is that?"

Me: "Bitch, this dick won't suck itself."
Swaganomics by robtorious May 29, 2011

Swaggnomics 

a science that deals with the production, distribution, and complications of having swagg. When awakening in the morning, swagg is turned in the on position, although never was it turned fully off.
I plan to attend UGA, and double major in English and Swaggnomics (you can never minor in swaggnomics)

Slagonomics 

When someone discovers that they have zero talent but love to be the centre of attention so resort to starting an Onlyfans to rinse money out of simps by showing pictures of their trotters, arse or just in general by being a bit of a slag.
Person 1: I see Paddy’s ex wife is on Only Fans now.
Person 2: Yeah I think she’s not good at anything really and refuses to get a job like a normal person so she’s resorted to slagonomics! Such an attention seeker!
Slagonomics by Thewilfmeister October 3, 2025
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