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swagganomics

(noun)A highly advanced course taught by the professor of P.I.M.P University. It teaches individuals how to carry themselves with confidence in real world situations.
Jack and Jill are going to learn about class in Swagganomics 101.
by OhOlga July 18, 2009
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Saganomics

(noun) A pun on Reaganomics, this term refers to any would-be economic policy of preeminent scientist-philosopher Carl Sagan. Although not a politician himself, Dr. Sagan's political leanings were informed by scientific knowledge and were extremely liberal, progressive, and compassionate.

Examples of Saganomic policies include, but are not limited to:

1) Nuclear disarmament
2) Legalization of cannabis
3) Environmental conservation
4) Understanding the cosmos
Person 1: I am baffled that we pour so much money into the machinery of war while NASA's budget is always being cut. I believe our survival as a species depends on how well we understand the cosmos.

Person 2: Stay away from me with your Saganomics!
by Harmonica John November 3, 2010
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Swagonomics

1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.

2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?

B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.

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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011
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Swaganomics

It is an exam for people with swag,swank,steez
Damn dude I like your steez, You should apply for swaganomics
by Zulifa February 11, 2018
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SWAGGERNOMICS

EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH YOUR SWAG, FROM STYLE, TO BEHAVIOR. ITS A CLASS THAT WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GAIN, AND MAINTAIN SWAG OR SWAGGER.
I WILL BE TEACHING A CLASS OF "SWAGGERNOMICS" 101.
THIS LESSONS INCLUDE HOTBOXATION, CALI SWAG, FOOTBALL SWAG, BASKETBALL SWAG.
by 33LILMO33 May 1, 2011
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Swaganomics

What I'm majoring in, Bitch.
Hoe: "Like OMG what're you majoring in!?"

Me: "Swaganomics."

Hoe: "Really!? What is that?"

Me: "Bitch, this dick won't suck itself."
by robtorious May 29, 2011
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Swaggnomics

a science that deals with the production, distribution, and complications of having swagg. When awakening in the morning, swagg is turned in the on position, although never was it turned fully off.
I plan to attend UGA, and double major in English and Swaggnomics (you can never minor in swaggnomics)
by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012
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