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SwagLife 

To be fresh at all times in your life.
Man, I be on that SwagLife
SwagLife by JmanAllDay October 24, 2011

swaglifeondeck 

best ahs ig account
"do you know who's the best ahs instagram account?"

"yeah! swaglifeondeck"
swaglifeondeck by laurisabacaxis August 31, 2021

Swaglifeondeck 

A FUCKING AMAZING AHS CONTENT ACCOUNT. Respectfully rail me.. I mean marry me.
I want to find a acc on Instagram with AHS content that I will relate with some post

BITCH WHY YOU DONT FOLLOW SWAGLIFEONDECK. Gimme your phone *followes*
Swaglifeondeck by Nina:) August 31, 2021

swaglifeondeck 

The bestest fan account of all time with the kindest owner who loves American Horror Story more than you, but is very humble about it and posts a ton of fun AHS and other content.
Omg, have you seen swaglifeondeck? They’re so hot and know what’s up!
swaglifeondeck by MARSHALL MAYHEM August 31, 2021

swaglifeondeck 

an amazing swaggy and sexy insta page dedicated to mostly ahs 😩😩
(can confirm laela is amazing 😈)
person - did u see swaglifeondeck’s new post?
other person - no, i havent been able to 💔
person - omg it was so good and so true ‼️

swaglifeondeck 

Swaglifeondeck is an account on Instagram, featuring American horror story content, as well as other shows that no one has heard of. Rumor has it the Swaglifeondeck has a mother who’s ass is the fattest and juiciest one in the land. Swaglifeondeck features many memes, consisting of different templates, and if you find a template for them to use, they will give you no credit in the post. Swaglifeondeck is a selfish and arrogant person but their account is lovely
“Swaglifeondeck is cool.”
“Yeah it is lol”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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