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Swaggleberries 

Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something
The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.

Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries

Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries

Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries

cum swaggler 

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing
That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!
cum swaggler by TBG3 March 16, 2009

Swaggless 

(N) To have no style or creativity. To be completely boring. To have no game or Originality.
Does she really think that's hot?! She looks a mess, yet again proving that she is swaggless.

SwaggleDeaner

A penis, cock, or dick. Sometimes shortened to "Deaner." The world swaggle can also be used as a synonym for a sexual act.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard Austen has a huge swaggledeaner!
Girl 2: Gee Wowzum Crow! I used to date that guy! He turned my vagina inside out!

Guy 1: Dude, Rhonda totally swaggled my deaner the other night.
Guy 2: SWAG!
SwaggleDeaner by EastDave November 9, 2013

Poon Swaggler 

Positive;

One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.

Also

Negative;

One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.
She doesnt wanna talk to me... I dont think she likes me... What did I do?"- "Fool, dont be a fuckin poon swaggler, bitch."
Poon Swaggler by JBzymes July 23, 2010

Cock Swaggler 

1. A man who enjoys, or is forced to endure, having one or more dicks shoved down his throat causing him to choke on the dick(s) and/or gargle on a mixture of cum and his own spit.

2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.
I heard Rick sucks copious amounts of dick, what a cock swaggler!
Cock Swaggler by riknasty January 20, 2014