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Swaggleberries
Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something
The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.
Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries
Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries
Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries
Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries
Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.
Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries
Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries
Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries
Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries
Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries
Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries
Swaggleberries by Swaggleberries August 5, 2016
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swagglee • swaggle • Swagglers • Swaggless • Skagglee • swaggieeditor • Swagglear Winter • Swaggle-bags • Swaggleberries • Swaggled
cum swaggler
someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing
cum swaggler by TBG3 March 16, 2009
Swaggless
Swaggless by kahmiL THE starr May 21, 2008
SwaggleDeaner
A penis, cock, or dick. Sometimes shortened to "Deaner." The world swaggle can also be used as a synonym for a sexual act.
Girl 1: Yeah I heard Austen has a huge swaggledeaner!
Girl 2: Gee Wowzum Crow! I used to date that guy! He turned my vagina inside out!
Guy 1: Dude, Rhonda totally swaggled my deaner the other night.
Guy 2: SWAG!
Girl 2: Gee Wowzum Crow! I used to date that guy! He turned my vagina inside out!
Guy 1: Dude, Rhonda totally swaggled my deaner the other night.
Guy 2: SWAG!
SwaggleDeaner by EastDave November 9, 2013
Poon Swaggler
Positive;
One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.
Also
Negative;
One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.
One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.
Also
Negative;
One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.
She doesnt wanna talk to me... I dont think she likes me... What did I do?"- "Fool, dont be a fuckin poon swaggler, bitch."
Poon Swaggler by JBzymes July 23, 2010
Cock Swaggler
1. A man who enjoys, or is forced to endure, having one or more dicks shoved down his throat causing him to choke on the dick(s) and/or gargle on a mixture of cum and his own spit.
2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.
2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.
Cock Swaggler by riknasty January 20, 2014
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