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A contraction for "Swarthy Waifu" used by anime, manga (weeaboos in general), Western animation and video game fans whose favorite "waifu" has tanned or dark skin. Examples are:

-Rena Andou (Girls und Panzer)
-Chel (Road to El Dorado)
-Nessa (Pokémon)
-Cirno (Touhou Project Hidden Star in Four Seasons only)
-Hayase Nagatoro (Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san)
-Korra (Avatar: Legend of Korra)
-Kagura (Azumanga Daioh)
-Lisa "La Mariposa" Hamilton (Dead Or Alive)
"Yukari is overrated trash and not even that cute. Rena Andou however is my kind of girl. She's the perfect swaifu—her lovely tanned skin and tomboyish attitude makes her the perfect companion, not to mention the SOMUA S35 is an above-decent tank that turned many Germans into fertilizer. Rena is best girl and the Queen of ALL Swarthy Waifus!"

-Anon fan of Girls und Panzer
Swaifu by Sr. Presidente September 12, 2023
Related Words
A word used to discribe something or someone who has/is full of swag
"You new shoes are SWAGFUL, where did you get them?"
Swagful by Lil_man123 August 30, 2011
Definition: Swagful. pronuciation :- see-wag-ful. adjective:
1.) to have swagger; having qualities of a tasteful nature or satisfaction to see, a form of stylish attraction.
1.) you look very swagful.
2.)them jeans are Swagful.

Swagfuck 

An stupid human being obsessed with trendy bullshit.
That guy looks like a justin bieber wannabe, fucking swagfuck.
Swagfuck by Gravemuncher October 14, 2015

swabushka 

The gnawed remains of the spit-roasted elk were removed by a raw-scrubbed swabushka, who muttered Romanian obscenities.
swabushka by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

stabfuck 

verb : the action of using a sharp object to stab a hole into a random part of your partners body, and repeatedly ramming your rock solid shaft into the wound.
ahhhh bro, i got shwasted at that party last night and stabfucked lisa in the thigh.
stabfuck by L. Scottith III July 12, 2011