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mmm i'm feeling pretty swabfu today...
swabfu by BigToeLicker69 December 2, 2020
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A contraction for "Swarthy Waifu" used by anime, manga (weeaboos in general), Western animation and video game fans whose favorite "waifu" has tanned or dark skin. Examples are:

-Rena Andou (Girls und Panzer)
-Chel (Road to El Dorado)
-Nessa (Pokémon)
-Cirno (Touhou Project Hidden Star in Four Seasons only)
-Hayase Nagatoro (Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san)
-Korra (Avatar: Legend of Korra)
-Kagura (Azumanga Daioh)
-Lisa "La Mariposa" Hamilton (Dead Or Alive)
"Yukari is overrated trash and not even that cute. Rena Andou however is my kind of girl. She's the perfect swaifu—her lovely tanned skin and tomboyish attitude makes her the perfect companion, not to mention the SOMUA S35 is an above-decent tank that turned many Germans into fertilizer. Rena is best girl and the Queen of ALL Swarthy Waifus!"

-Anon fan of Girls und Panzer
Swaifu by Sr. Presidente September 12, 2023
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A word used to discribe something or someone who has/is full of swag
"You new shoes are SWAGFUL, where did you get them?"
Swagful by Lil_man123 August 30, 2011
Definition: Swagful. pronuciation :- see-wag-ful. adjective:
1.) to have swagger; having qualities of a tasteful nature or satisfaction to see, a form of stylish attraction.
1.) you look very swagful.
2.)them jeans are Swagful.

Swagfuck 

An stupid human being obsessed with trendy bullshit.
That guy looks like a justin bieber wannabe, fucking swagfuck.
Swagfuck by Gravemuncher October 14, 2015

swabushka 

An Eastern European maid, servant girl or wench.
The gnawed remains of the spit-roasted elk were removed by a raw-scrubbed swabushka, who muttered Romanian obscenities.
swabushka by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

stabfuck 

verb : the action of using a sharp object to stab a hole into a random part of your partners body, and repeatedly ramming your rock solid shaft into the wound.
ahhhh bro, i got shwasted at that party last night and stabfucked lisa in the thigh.
stabfuck by L. Scottith III July 12, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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