svedling 

A person being extremely well hung, close to absurdum.

"Oh my god Jenny, did you see that guy, he was totally packing a svedling, I promise!"

svedling by Flubb3r January 19, 2016

Maryland Seedling 

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.

Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben

Maryland Seedling by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017

Gundam Seedlings 

A general term for anyone who is a fan of the anime Mobile Suit Gundam Seed, whether they be intelligent or extremely dumb. Most have been spawned by it airing on YTV and Cartoon Network, 90% if them being morbidly obese and have no working social life, so they have to spam the forums dead with such phrases as:
"KERA YAHMAHTOE IZ TEH HAWT ANGSTEH BEECH!"
"OMG ASSRAN IZ MIEN!111!!1!1one"
"EYE WANT YZAKS PEN0R!11"

The remaining 10% have a brain, and are quietly enjoying the sight of the jackass fans being slaughtered by the UC fanbase. Amen to that, brotha.

Eye am John D'OH N EyE M GunDUMB S33dling fan cuz GS gut teh angst wit gundums N teh NEKID CHICKS wit big bo0bs. OLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I R SUU SMURT. :D

(Aren't Gundam Seedlings like this just so... punchable? <3)

Gundam Seedlings by Ryoga-chan September 12, 2006

svekling 

Norwegian word for: weakling and chicken

Du er en svekling, "you are a chicken" (your mama is not proud of you)

svekling by My name is Fro April 27, 2006

seedling scare 

When you think you got your girl pregnant, but it turns out to just be a scare.

I thought I was gonna be a daddy so I had to get rid of my hot rod. Turns out it was just a seedling scare.

seedling scare by Wheresmyfrap March 24, 2016

Spedling

Some one who is special education. Someone who is slow.

Hey did you hear Daniel didn’t know the capital of New York? What a spedling

Spedling by Peepeehead69 June 12, 2018

Seedling

A personality metaphor for a man who avoids discomfort, even when it is necessary for growth. Like a seedling that never pushes through the soil, he stays where life feels safe and familiar. He avoids difficult conversations, responsibility, failure, or change, not because he lacks potential, but because discomfort feels overwhelming. As a result, he remains stuck while others continue to grow.

“When life demanded courage, the Seedling chose comfort. He didn’t fail because he lacked ability—he failed because he wouldn’t step outside what felt safe.”

Seedling by Wildmindspirit July 24, 2026