svaldi 

If this is your last name then you probably have a 10 inch dick and removed your foreskin yourself at the age of 10 because it kept your massive schmeat from expanding into the 16 inch it was destined to become.

10/10 Baddie: Yo I want you to cream in my cheeks
Svaldi: Shut up goober
10/10 Baddie: (Hangs Themselves)

svaldi by Whatsupgoober January 16, 2025

Smalding 

Small and balding

Sliker is smalding

Smalding by lilchumpp July 27, 2019

smaldino

Mindofrez fan

Smaldino cooooool

smaldino by Mindgo November 7, 2018

Yolanda Saldivar 

A woman who deserves nothing but time in jail or in hell after what she did .She killed the beloved Late Tejano Singer Selena Quintanilla Perez

Girl : Hey what’s your name ?
Woman: Yolanda Saldivar

Girl : U killed Selena Quintanilla Perez

Yolanda Saldivar by Chanel Medina July 19, 2019

saldivar 

A fearless person doesn't care what anyone thinks of them, if someone they love or like gets bullied they beat up that person

My name is Cristopher Jereth Saldivar

saldivar by Jonathan Awesome May 12, 2018

skaldic 

Fucking stoopid mate
It means that your a total idiot and dumb as fuck

Person 1: what’s Area 51

Person 2: mate ur skaldic

skaldic by TrumpsLeftNostril July 31, 2019

Svald 

A caring friend can be a funny and helpful, has a monster cock, and gets 10/10 girls

Do you see svald over there

Svald by 546473873769 June 7, 2020