svaldi

If this is your last name then you probably have a 10 inch dick and removed your foreskin yourself at the age of 10 because it kept your massive schmeat from expanding into the 16 inch it was destined to become.

10/10 Baddie: Yo I want you to cream in my cheeks
Svaldi: Shut up goober
10/10 Baddie: (Hangs Themselves)

by Whatsupgoober January 16, 2025