suwanon 

a guy who tries too hard to get a girl but ends up not getting her at the end of the day

suwanon cant get a girl, don't know why he even bothers

suwanon by imafatso November 19, 2021

I Suwannee

the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!

Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!

I Suwannee by south african penguins June 30, 2010

Suwannee Stomp 

The act of throwing ones leg in the air as if mounting a mini horse, bending the knees slightly and shaking your penis in a rythmic motion

Jonny, Gerry, Darnnell, and Tyler entered all important places using the Suwannee Stomp

Suwannee Stomp by Limi Winks February 21, 2009

suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

suwannee two-shoe by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008

Suwannee county fl 

A county located in north east central florida,were the county is full of tweakers,whores,and fuckboys who sit in the walmart or publix parking lot trying to impress the local whores by reving there engine or blaring shitty music and to worried about what there truck looks like than getting out of mommy and daddys house,it a place were you can find alot of spoiled kids and adults who had daddys money all there life

Person:im from suwannee county fl
Me:so you a pos or a meth head?

Suwannee county fl by Some_fucker23 March 30, 2022

Suwannee Swifty 

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

Suwannee Swifty by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

Suwannee Sage

When a person continues to rep suwannee throughout their entire life and eats there everyday

Dang! That guy 'D. Kane' is a total Suwannee Sage, walkin' around with that crazy green box!

Suwannee Sage by bluesand8 January 13, 2026