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suwanon

a guy who tries too hard to get a girl but ends up not getting her at the end of the day
suwanon cant get a girl, don't know why he even bothers
by imafatso November 19, 2021
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I Suwannee

the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!
Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!
by south african penguins June 30, 2010
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Suwannee Stomp

The act of throwing ones leg in the air as if mounting a mini horse, bending the knees slightly and shaking your penis in a rythmic motion
Jonny, Gerry, Darnnell, and Tyler entered all important places using the Suwannee Stomp
by Limi Winks February 21, 2009
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suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river
"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"
by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008
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Suwannee county fl

A county located in north east central florida,were the county is full of tweakers,whores,and fuckboys who sit in the walmart or publix parking lot trying to impress the local whores by reving there engine or blaring shitty music and to worried about what there truck looks like than getting out of mommy and daddys house,it a place were you can find alot of spoiled kids and adults who had daddys money all there life
Person:im from suwannee county fl
Me:so you a pos or a meth head?
by Some_fucker23 March 30, 2022
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Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee
Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
by FDBCUH June 21, 2022
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Suwannee Sage

When a person continues to rep suwannee throughout their entire life and eats there everyday
Dang! That guy 'D. Kane' is a total Suwannee Sage, walkin' around with that crazy green box!
by bluesand8 January 13, 2026
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