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I Suwannee

the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!
Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!

Suwannee Stomp 

The act of throwing ones leg in the air as if mounting a mini horse, bending the knees slightly and shaking your penis in a rythmic motion
Jonny, Gerry, Darnnell, and Tyler entered all important places using the Suwannee Stomp
Suwannee Stomp by Limi Winks February 21, 2009

suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river
"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"
suwannee two-shoe by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008

Suwannee county fl 

A county located in north east central florida,were the county is full of tweakers,whores,and fuckboys who sit in the walmart or publix parking lot trying to impress the local whores by reving there engine or blaring shitty music and to worried about what there truck looks like than getting out of mommy and daddys house,it a place were you can find alot of spoiled kids and adults who had daddys money all there life
Person:im from suwannee county fl
Me:so you a pos or a meth head?

Suwannee Swifty 

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee
Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
Suwannee Swifty by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

Suwannee Sage

When a person continues to rep suwannee throughout their entire life and eats there everyday
Dang! That guy 'D. Kane' is a total Suwannee Sage, walkin' around with that crazy green box!
Suwannee Sage by bluesand8 January 13, 2026
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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