surflux 

The spoonerism of "surplus" and "influx". Thus, a surflux is the overabundance of increasing objects.

Units = (Stuff)/(Area)(Time)

Holy crap, there's a surflux of entropy in this thermal system!

Since Halo 3 released, there has been a surflux of noobs on Xbox Live.

surflux by Ryan and Bob February 21, 2008

surflaxcodninjabro 

A male Asian, usually of Korean descent, with long hair, a.k.a lettuce, often found near a beach with his surf board trying to look good for the ladies. When not at the beach he may be found playing COD for hours usually yelling at the screen after every kill, working on his beach bod for the upcoming summer, playing lacrosse with fellow lax bros occasionaly ripping g's (goals), or looking at and fixing his lettuce in the mirror. A surflaxcodninjabro also has experience with karate and may in fact be dangerous despite his pretty boy appearance.

That surflaxcodninjabro has been fixing his hair in the mirror for almost an hour.

I can hear that annoying surflaxcodninjabro playing COD from all the way down the hall.

I have heard the story of how the surflaxcodninjabro ripped his first g in lacrosse ten times already and he just scored it two hours ago.

surflaxcodninjabro by nevils crew May 13, 2010

surflexia 

a condition characterized by a chronic internet surfer/chatterer's inability to read from left to right, right to left, up to down, or down to up, as a result of being online too much in a spontaneous or non-purpose centered manner.

Denine has been doin' the online surfing and chat rooms for about 11 hours a day since her unemployment insurance came through, and her surflexia is so bad she asked her boyfriend to read her cable bill to her.

surflexia by splitch September 10, 2012

surflaxed 

The ultimate level of fucked up

So messed up most it most likely landed you in the hospital

The drummer of the show was so surflaxed he thought he was throwing up blood when it was hot cheetos.

She got so surflaxed off that bong rip we had to call the ambulance.

surflaxed by Brittmh98 August 27, 2020