surflexia 

a condition characterized by a chronic internet surfer/chatterer's inability to read from left to right, right to left, up to down, or down to up, as a result of being online too much in a spontaneous or non-purpose centered manner.

Denine has been doin' the online surfing and chat rooms for about 11 hours a day since her unemployment insurance came through, and her surflexia is so bad she asked her boyfriend to read her cable bill to her.

surflexia by splitch September 10, 2012

Selflexia 

Dyslexia of the 'self'. When a person is having difficulty finding clarity or struggling to find answers when focusing on themselves. When you can easily solve problems for others, quickly come up with solutions for your friends, family, colleagues or clients but when you turn your focus towards you it becomes a jumbled up mess!

1. I am great at helping others but my selflexia makes it really difficult to figure out my own life
2. I can come up with business ideas for my friends all day long but I've got selflexia when it comes to figuring out what my business should be
3. I want to change my career but the selflexia struggle is real
4. I'm so confused and overwhelmed, this selflexia block is driving me mad

Selflexia by Spnash October 4, 2017

surfliar 

A person, group or website that, partakes in the act of lying about the future state of waves to be breaking upon your home break, or break of your friend or his friend or her friend or even just some break you were thinking of surfing

Hey, I just went on SURFLIAR, they said the surf was gunna be head high and glassy, but it was flat

surfliar by a. surfer July 6, 2009

surfliar 

A surfer, who after surfing 1 foot slop with 53 of his/her closest friends, tells another surfer that wasn’t out that day, that it was epic.

Kim: I surfed Heavens on Sunday. No one out, head high and glassy.

Mox: It checked the surf at dawn. It was very small. You are such a surfliar!

surfliar by surfnut July 6, 2009

surfsexual 

when a young man is neither straight or gay, just in love with his surfboard. hence the name surfsexual

"wow he is really cute"
"dont even try, he is surfsexual"
"that's a shame"

surfsexual by cassandra says October 16, 2008

surfsexual 

when boys (mostly teenagers) are not straight nor gay. just in love with their surfboards and care about nothing else.

lilly:ughh that guy is so cute but he wont even look at me!

hallie: we are at the beach and the only thing he's paying attention to is his surfboard. he must be surfsexual

surfsexual by cassandra say October 6, 2008

Surferian 

A surfer dude that's italian

just a surfer dude in italy

Surferian: Yooo duuuuudeeee that 360 on the wave was wikeddddd! (shakes hand while doing the rock on hand sign)

Surferian by lazyantony9 March 20, 2024