surai 

The person named surai is a beautiful person

Surai was just awesome

surai by Pussy Consumer🍑💦 August 17, 2018

Surai Fokkusu 

1: Japanese for sly fox

2: A gamer on Xbox 360 who is addicted to flying helicopters in Bad Co 2

1: Gay guy: "Damn he's a Surai Fokkusu!"

2: Dude ion the mic, "Yo it's Surai Fokkusu kill him so he don't steal the fucking choppa!"

Surai Fokkusu by Surai Fokkusu July 4, 2011

copenhagen straight 

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.

Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"

copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014

Sarai 

(Sarai) means “Princess”. It is a name of Hebrew origin. A Sarai is a rare gem. Considered to be one of the most beautiful human beings walking on the face of the earth.. that even angels gasp in the wake of her presence. (If you find one, Please don’t let her go) She is Intelligent, Has a great sense of humor, and is kind. She’s endured a lot of hardship in her life, But that’s made her the woman she is today. With a fire burning inside of her, She yearns to help others around her. Sarai’s have a small circle, and they will forever cherish their loved ones.

This girl will prove to be an excellent companion.. strong-willed, fearless and a huge freak. *Sarai’s faithfulness is like that of a lioness.* Her eyes are a reminder of the fertility of life, a hope for beautiful things. Blessed with a petite frame, and a big round booty that you’d wish to claim. She has a beautifully bronzed complexion, that would grab any mans attention. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Sarai as she’s the most fly.

Oh my, look at Sarai. That booty don’t lie.

Sarai by Petiteone July 7, 2018

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

pissing straight mustard by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

Straight home 

A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.

Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?

Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight

{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?

Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .

Straight home by ubei November 9, 2018

Alt-Straight 

A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )

A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.

"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."

"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."

Alt-Straight by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019