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Supernintendo 

A reference to one's superintendent, a high ranking official and/or the caretaker of a building.

First said by Ralph Wiggum to Superintendent Chalmers in an episode of The Simpsons, 'Lisa Gets an "A"', where Ralph confuses Chalmers' formal title with that of a popular video game system.
"I just heard that the rent is increasing for our apartment! Our Supernintendo is being a real douche, huh?"
Supernintendo by H3rshel June 26, 2009
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Superintendent Chalmers 

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"
Superintendent Chalmers by zutroy January 3, 2005

Superintendunce 

A stupid or incompetent superintendent (especially in construction and building industry).
That superintendunce told me this house is ready for gutters, but I showed up and it doesn't even have walls!

Maintenence Superintendant 

sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.

Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.
Maintenence Superintendant is a person in charge of Maintaining equipment in a large organisation

Superintendent

The job title of someone that isn't very important but thinks they are. They are given a superintendent title by senior managers who will then be able to get them to do lame, mediocre tasks that managers don't want to do. Usually superintendents have huge egos and are too dumb to realize they are being used by managers to do piss ant level work for very little extra money. Superintendents are the biggest joke in most large organizations.
"Hey, maybe people will think he's more important now he's a supervisor?"

"Bitch please, he ain't no supervisor, he's a superintendent. He's the joke of the whole company. And the only person that thinks he's more important now, is him"

"True that"

artificial superintelligence 

Artificial superintelligence, or ASI for short, is a theoretical model of artificial intelligence that succeeds the intelligence of humanity's greatest minds.
Cody: "Don't you think artificial superintelligence would be cool?

Rob: "But like, what if it takes over the world?"

Artificial Superintelligence 

An entity that possesses knowledge and insight that substantially exceeds the capabilities of human limit.
Some say that artificial superintelligence will give rise to a technological renaissance.