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Super Pimp 

One who is tall and obese usually of Guyanese decent characterized by the need to be a metrosexual by going to the gym while on the Atkins diet that he cannot stay on for more than a week. Often described as doofy looking, extremely unintelligent, oblivious, and a virgin whose only goal in life is to attain total happiness by engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely attractive woman. More often than not can be found sitting at home online almost every hour of the day while watching television contemplating whether to talk to a woman online that he had bought $70 dollar shoes for that has no interest in him and is only using him for the sole purpose of money and making CDs.
Mike says, "Just wait till I'm Super Pimp, then I'll be able to fuck 100 girls or more in a year."
Super Pimp by chinkbag March 2, 2005
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Super Pimp 

The coolest, most fly pimp of them all!
Jeff Marjama is a Super Pimp!
Super Pimp by Jeff Marjama June 30, 2003

Super Pimp 

super pimp slap 

Preferred technique of dealing with trouble (werewolves, smart mouths, guys who hassle ho's) when one is Super Pimp. Super Pimp the character was created by Ninoushka Acevedo-Laboy and first drawn and written by C Lue Disharoon in Super Pimp Special #1 (2014)
Super Pimp crashed the Werewolf Bar Mitvah and delivered a Super Pimp Slap to his number one ho's hirsute attacker.
super pimp slap by Lue Lyron July 6, 2014

super pimpitude 

when one is so totally pimp in one's coolness and assurity as to carry the aura of Super Pimpitude. Can include both the power to dress fly and actually fly. Power granted by the magical pimp cup of Great Granddaddy Pimp.
Benny is so chill and together, you can feel the super pimpitude just radiating off him.
super pimpitude by Lue Lyron July 6, 2014

Superimportant 

Something that appears to be of great signficance to someone who is heavily inebriated, but which is in fact of no consequence whatsoever.
Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender!!!! Give me drink!!! I dropped my last one on the floor!!!"

Bartender: "No. You've had enough to drink already."

Drunk: "Oaaaaaaa f**king bitch!!!!"

(...5 minutes later...)

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender! Give me drink! Its SUPERIMPORTANT!!!!!"
Superimportant by quonerkz January 7, 2010

Supersimpative 

A disease in which the infected person goes through 5 stages of simping. Stage 1 being simping and stage 5 being lethal actions of simping.
We lost the homie, he contracted stage 5 supersimpative!
Supersimpative by Supersimp November 17, 2022
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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