super uber
super uber by MaharG MaS December 24, 2003
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super uber
a much larger form of the ride sharing giant uber operated by the translink company, known by only few people because it is super expensive and super classy.
super uber by tcitycrips February 24, 2019
super uber nube poned
super uber nube poned by god's dad May 13, 2007
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uber super by lil payne June 19, 2008
Uber Super Straight
Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.
Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.
Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.
Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?
Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.
Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.
Uber Super Straight by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021
Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
Windows Superuser
Layer 8 malware: A Windows Superuser is a regular user that has developed the ability to use the Google search engine to it's advantage when attacking a Windows based operating system.
Most Windows superusers are trojans that pose as somebody that actually knows something about computers claiming that their friend's dad's uncle's brother's dog's nephew works for Microsoft and that Windows 7 was their idea.
The first thing a Windows Superuser will do is disable critical security features such as UAC, the software firewall and anti-virus software under the guise that they don't need any level of security because they "surf smart" whilst using NoScript and like to have "full control" of their computer. Most superusers will then proceed to obliterate the installation by shafting things like the page file and hibernation before deleting random registry keys in a Russian Roulette like manner.
A superuser will typically avoid Windows 8 and 8.1 due to incompatibilities with the Modern UI which leaves them in a continuous loop of whining about how they think Microsoft knows nothing about Windows and shouldn't have messed with it, though many superusers have recently developed the ability the install StartIsBack on a target machine so that they are fully compatible and able to infect it.
Most Windows superusers are trojans that pose as somebody that actually knows something about computers claiming that their friend's dad's uncle's brother's dog's nephew works for Microsoft and that Windows 7 was their idea.
The first thing a Windows Superuser will do is disable critical security features such as UAC, the software firewall and anti-virus software under the guise that they don't need any level of security because they "surf smart" whilst using NoScript and like to have "full control" of their computer. Most superusers will then proceed to obliterate the installation by shafting things like the page file and hibernation before deleting random registry keys in a Russian Roulette like manner.
A superuser will typically avoid Windows 8 and 8.1 due to incompatibilities with the Modern UI which leaves them in a continuous loop of whining about how they think Microsoft knows nothing about Windows and shouldn't have messed with it, though many superusers have recently developed the ability the install StartIsBack on a target machine so that they are fully compatible and able to infect it.
I'm a Windows Superuser, I have Task Manager open and everything.
I deleted the registry and now BF4 runs much faster!
Argh! Microsoft need to fix that bug I keep getting which makes Windows unbootable after I have it installed for longer than a week!
What's Linux?
I deleted the registry and now BF4 runs much faster!
Argh! Microsoft need to fix that bug I keep getting which makes Windows unbootable after I have it installed for longer than a week!
What's Linux?
Windows Superuser by 802.11br May 25, 2014