suckzor

A word used to describe someone bad at a certain thing, mostly on counter-strike.

OMG im so l33t and you are t3h suckzor.

suckzor by matt April 7, 2005

suckford 

a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way

see Stepford Wife

alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door

A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.

A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.

"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"

suckford by dsimms May 26, 2008

Suckworld 

A disparaging nickname for reality when you don’t like it.

Welcome to Suckworld!

Suckworld by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2021

sucksorcery 

Any of a set of advanced skills pertaining to, or involving, fellatio.

Between a mastery of the deep throat and a penchant for ball-sucking, Gina's sucksorcery was without peer in the dorm.

sucksorcery by BigGameJames November 7, 2005

suckworth 

A person's value based on their oral skills.

Jamie had good suckworth. She went to 'head' of the class.

suckworth by islandPIg December 26, 2016

sukzor

1. Someone who sucks (metaphorically or literally)
2. Short for sukzasaurus
3. A vacuum cleaner

1. Jon is teh sukzor. OR Jon is a man-eating sukzor!
2. OMG! a man-eating sukzor!
3. This shop-vac is teh sukzor!

sukzor by Burkshifter March 2, 2005

tech suckport 

English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.

Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)

Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)

tech suckport by Boxcar Bob August 2, 2007