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suckford 

a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way

see Stepford Wife

alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door

A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.

A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.

"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"

suckford by dsimms May 26, 2008
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sucklord 

A person that sucks, royally.

A person of supreme suckage.
"That guy is a sucklord for taking my parking space with his Escalade."
sucklord by alicemcgee November 29, 2011

Super Sucklord 

The strongest of the sucklords. All of the other sucklords praise him, as they are weaker.
Sucklord69: I am sorry Super Sucklord, please forgive me.
Super Sucklord by CharaCIC October 11, 2020

Super Sucklord 

The supreme leader of the gay empire and the strongest sucklord. After the previous leader of the gay empire died of illness super sucklord took his place. That was only three short years ago and in that time he unified the gay empire bringing it to its former strength. They also created a legion of super soldiers named homotroopers, and a elite group of warriors he personally trained these warriors have been named sucklords after their master. These sucklords are identified by a number and are near unbeatable even the weakest of them can easily decimate a small town in a single attack.
That is him the supreme leader super sucklord.
Super Sucklord by Billette October 12, 2020
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