suckemoff
The act of placing not just one, but both testicles in your mouth. Also a substitute for goodbye, or as a general insult.
suckemoff by Fred Steplin November 23, 2010
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super skeet shoot suckoff
A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.
super skeet shoot suckoff by leemoney January 12, 2008
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Suckoff
A person who often sucks up to people in such a convincing fashion that he often convinces them that he is actually sincere with his flattery, so much so that the suckee metaphorically creams in his mouth. Like a suck up, but worse.
Suckoff by Washington Irving X February 28, 2011
Suckemoto
A word deriving from the Samurai of ancient feudal Japan. Upon becoming impaled on an enemy’s spear or sword, the dying warrior would call out “Suckemoto” before slumping to the ground. The literal translation is “……..well that sucks!!”
Contexts for modern day usage:
Upon stepping in dog crap
Upon discovering that your partner has been sleeping with your best friend
After falling off one’s skateboard and impaling one’s hand upon a metal spike
Upon stepping in dog crap
Upon discovering that your partner has been sleeping with your best friend
After falling off one’s skateboard and impaling one’s hand upon a metal spike
Suckemoto by Vinnie "The Cucumber" Mancini August 13, 2004
morning suckoff
When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.
morning suckoff by thewildone June 28, 2011
suckem off already
When a guy is obsessed with another guy. Star struck individual that sees another man as a god. Another way to say get off his balls.
suckem off already by NemesisVik December 15, 2021
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