suckemoff 

The act of placing not just one, but both testicles in your mouth. Also a substitute for goodbye, or as a general insult.

Hey kook, suckemoff!

Hey there pal, won't ya suckemoff?

Suckemoff!

suckemoff by Fred Steplin November 23, 2010

super skeet shoot suckoff 

A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.

will you be attending the super skeet shoot suckoff?

super skeet shoot suckoff by leemoney January 12, 2008

Suckoff 

A person who often sucks up to people in such a convincing fashion that he often convinces them that he is actually sincere with his flattery, so much so that the suckee metaphorically creams in his mouth. Like a suck up, but worse.

That suckoff is always raising his hand in class; why doesn't the teacher see right through him?

Suckoff by Washington Irving X February 28, 2011

Suckemoto 

A word deriving from the Samurai of ancient feudal Japan. Upon becoming impaled on an enemy’s spear or sword, the dying warrior would call out “Suckemoto” before slumping to the ground. The literal translation is “……..well that sucks!!”

Contexts for modern day usage:

Upon stepping in dog crap

Upon discovering that your partner has been sleeping with your best friend

After falling off one’s skateboard and impaling one’s hand upon a metal spike

Suckemoto by Vinnie "The Cucumber" Mancini August 13, 2004

morning suckoff 

The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.

When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.

morning suckoff by thewildone June 28, 2011

suckusoff 

A homoerotic phrase uttered between jocks in a mock tone.... with sexual undertones.
They only ever speak this plea to fellow jocks.
Possibly in the locker room.
Go figure.

Tony: Suckusoff (grabbing his crotch)
Phil: You know if I could find it, I would.

suckusoff by gyms December 28, 2007

suckem off already 

When a guy is obsessed with another guy. Star struck individual that sees another man as a god. Another way to say get off his balls.

Leonzo: That guy is swole like Hulk Hogan!!

Roberto: Suckem off already!!!

suckem off already by NemesisVik December 15, 2021