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A person who often sucks up to people in such a convincing fashion that he often convinces them that he is actually sincere with his flattery, so much so that the suckee metaphorically creams in his mouth. Like a suck up, but worse.
That suckoff is always raising his hand in class; why doesn't the teacher see right through him?
Suckoff by Washington Irving X February 28, 2011
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super skeet shoot suckoff 

A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.
will you be attending the super skeet shoot suckoff?

morning suckoff 

The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.
When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.
morning suckoff by thewildone June 28, 2011

Schezuan Suckoff

When a women puts hot sauce or any spice on their tongue, and sucks a dude off, the hot sauce mixing with the cum and burning the said man’s dick.
Yo, did you hear Ashley gave Jay a Schezuan Suckoff? His urethra was burning for a week.
Schezuan Suckoff by Jerry221 January 17, 2021

Boba suckoff 

The action of two people having sex, one shoves several boba balls up one or both their holes and the other uses a boba straw to suck them out repeatedly.
“Hey do you wanna go to the bed and do a boba suckoff?”
“How did you get in my house?”
Boba suckoff by DracoDrago138 September 21, 2022

Boba suckoff 

The action of two people having sex, one shoves boba balls up one or both holes and the other sucks them out with a boba straw
“Hey do you wanna go to the bed and do a boba suckoff?”
“How did you get in my house?”
Boba suckoff by DracoDrago138 September 21, 2022

Siamese Suck Off 

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.
My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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