sucks chuck

when something sucks so bad that if the situation were a person it would be willing to suck chuck norris' dick despite the obvious risks to both health and safety.

Dude 1: this game really sucks chuck.

Can also be used to describe a lame bar, ugly people, bad tests, and parents. This list is not exhaustive.

Not to be confused with the act of hurling chunks.

by ZDPH May 7, 2008

suck and chuck

A drunken sex move reserved for experienced players only. A girl sucks on a man's dick, then throws up mid-suck due to intoxication, resulting in a spew into and onto the dick.

She performed the suck and chuck last night; it wasn't that awesome.

by chunksonmydickHELP September 14, 2013

Chuck n' Suck

Refers to the action of performing fellatio on another person, followed up by the vomiting of previous foods onto their genital areas.

Bill: "Yo Adam, did you hear that Michael got a Chuck n' Suck from Genny last night?"
Adam: "Whoa dude, I want a Chuck n' Suck too! It's gotta be a hell of an experience!"

by UrbanRiperino May 25, 2017

Tibetan Chuck and Suck

When you travel to the Far East and a Tibetan hooker vomits on your dick, then proceeds to slurp it back up and keep sucking. *Not to be confused with the Indonesian chuck and suck*

She ate too much pad Thai before sucking my dick…she ended up doing the Tibetan chuck and suck.

by cumgutter August 31, 2022

Chuck E. Sucky

1. Getting/giving head at a Chuck E. Cheese's, mainly in the bathrooms (or in the Sky Tubes if you're risky).

2. Giving the guy wearing the Chuck E. Cheese outfit head (this only counts if the helmet stays on).

While my kids were in the ballpit, me and Sarah went into the back to give me a Chuck E. Sucky.

by DoctorDont November 18, 2021

Sucknchuck

Slang term for a girl that you consider good enough to suck your dick but nothing more. The likelyhood is that after letting her eat your meat you will chuck her straight back where you found her... In the gutter!

That Claire chick keeps coming on to me at work.

I might give it ago but she's definately just a sucknchuck!

by Gunslinger from hell May 4, 2010