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sucks chuck

when something sucks so bad that if the situation were a person it would be willing to suck chuck norris' dick despite the obvious risks to both health and safety.
Dude 1: this game really sucks chuck.

Can also be used to describe a lame bar, ugly people, bad tests, and parents. This list is not exhaustive.

Not to be confused with the act of hurling chunks.
sucks chuck by ZDPH May 7, 2008
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suck and chuck

A drunken sex move reserved for experienced players only. A girl sucks on a man's dick, then throws up mid-suck due to intoxication, resulting in a spew into and onto the dick.
She performed the suck and chuck last night; it wasn't that awesome.
suck and chuck by chunksonmydickHELP September 14, 2013

Chuck n' Suck 

Refers to the action of performing fellatio on another person, followed up by the vomiting of previous foods onto their genital areas.
Bill: "Yo Adam, did you hear that Michael got a Chuck n' Suck from Genny last night?"
Adam: "Whoa dude, I want a Chuck n' Suck too! It's gotta be a hell of an experience!"

Tibetan Chuck and Suck

When you travel to the Far East and a Tibetan hooker vomits on your dick, then proceeds to slurp it back up and keep sucking. *Not to be confused with the Indonesian chuck and suck*
She ate too much pad Thai before sucking my dick…she ended up doing the Tibetan chuck and suck.

Chuck E. Sucky

1. Getting/giving head at a Chuck E. Cheese's, mainly in the bathrooms (or in the Sky Tubes if you're risky).

2. Giving the guy wearing the Chuck E. Cheese outfit head (this only counts if the helmet stays on).
While my kids were in the ballpit, me and Sarah went into the back to give me a Chuck E. Sucky.
Chuck E. Sucky by DoctorDont November 18, 2021

Sucknchuck 

Slang term for a girl that you consider good enough to suck your dick but nothing more. The likelyhood is that after letting her eat your meat you will chuck her straight back where you found her... In the gutter!
That Claire chick keeps coming on to me at work.

I might give it ago but she's definately just a sucknchuck!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026