Definitions by DoctorDont

genghis glizzy 

A person who has derived from Genghis Khan probably had one of their ancestors dicked down by the Genghis Glizzy. And knowing that 1 in 200 men derive from the chromosome of Genghis, you most likely came from the Genghis Glizzy yourself.

Mike: "Did you know Genghis Khan had a shit ton of children?"
John: "Would that mean we came from the Genghis Glizzy?"
Mike: "WTF are you talking about?"

genghis glizzy by DoctorDont March 1, 2022

Chuck E. Sucky

1. Getting/giving head at a Chuck E. Cheese's, mainly in the bathrooms (or in the Sky Tubes if you're risky).

2. Giving the guy wearing the Chuck E. Cheese outfit head (this only counts if the helmet stays on).

While my kids were in the ballpit, me and Sarah went into the back to give me a Chuck E. Sucky.

Chuck E. Sucky by DoctorDont November 18, 2021

noodle cube 

A cube that is formed when a bunch of noodles (usually from a Chinese restaurant) are fused together after being refrigerated and contained in a takeout box.

The Chinese noodles from last week turned into a noodle cube.

noodle cube by DoctorDont June 18, 2021

tech-savvish 

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.

He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.

tech-savvish by DoctorDont February 2, 2021

white boy jams

Music specifically designed for white people; music that white people love to listen to.

Jon: What's your favorite song?
Rick: I'm a fan of NSYNC.
Jon: Oh, so you like to listen to white boy jams?

white boy jams by DoctorDont May 12, 2020

yoten 

The past participle of yeet.

I have yoten my bottle through the hallway.

yoten by DoctorDont May 3, 2018