Suckoff 

A person who often sucks up to people in such a convincing fashion that he often convinces them that he is actually sincere with his flattery, so much so that the suckee metaphorically creams in his mouth. Like a suck up, but worse.

That suckoff is always raising his hand in class; why doesn't the teacher see right through him?

Suckoff by Washington Irving X February 28, 2011

super skeet shoot suckoff 

A true test of endurance. super skeet shoot suckoff requires contestants to skeet on as many random objects as they can over the course of an evening.

will you be attending the super skeet shoot suckoff?

super skeet shoot suckoff by leemoney January 12, 2008

morning suckoff 

The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.

When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.

morning suckoff by thewildone June 28, 2011

Schezuan Suckoff

When a women puts hot sauce or any spice on their tongue, and sucks a dude off, the hot sauce mixing with the cum and burning the said man’s dick.

Yo, did you hear Ashley gave Jay a Schezuan Suckoff? His urethra was burning for a week.

Schezuan Suckoff by Jerry221 January 17, 2021

Boba suckoff 

The action of two people having sex, one shoves several boba balls up one or both their holes and the other uses a boba straw to suck them out repeatedly.

“Hey do you wanna go to the bed and do a boba suckoff?”
“How did you get in my house?”

Boba suckoff by DracoDrago138 September 21, 2022

Boba suckoff 

The action of two people having sex, one shoves boba balls up one or both holes and the other sucks them out with a boba straw

“Hey do you wanna go to the bed and do a boba suckoff?”
“How did you get in my house?”

Boba suckoff by DracoDrago138 September 21, 2022

Siamese Suck Off 

When two women who braid their hair together as to conjoin them at the head to give a blow job to two men simultaneously. Then two men skull fuck them. First one to finish wins.

My brother and I got a Siamese Suck Off from Maggie and her mom.....and her mom won.

Siamese Suck Off by Cant Stand Ya 5566 June 22, 2012

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009